The Office is easily one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, with iconic characters and moments. If you ever watch just one episode of the show, you would quickly notice how bizarre and quirky all the characters are, except for 2 or 3. And since most of us derive guilty pleasure from reading horoscopes, I guess it’s fair to combine the two and find out all of The office zodiac signs.
So buckle up and find out which cuckoo from The office you are, shall we?
Which cuckoo from The Office are you? – Source: Giphy
The Office Zodiac Signs – Aries: Darryl Philbin
March 21 – April 19
Darryl is a natural leader who is loved by both the office employees and the warehouse crew. He is particularly passionate about sports, namely basketball and a bit of football. And just like any typical Aries, Darryl is honest, outspoken, determined, and energetic. Surely you remember his final goodbye to the office before leaving the company to work at Athleads – the big dance with everyone.
Darryl’s goodbye dance – Source: Makeagif
Of all The Office zodiac signs, Darryl can only be an Aries, as he is a charismatic guy who won’t take no for an answer (what a shame he’s not a salesman). Thanks to his persuasiveness, he also got Val – a pretty warehouse worker – to be his girlfriend, only to later break up with her when he got a job at another company. His breaking up with Val is easily one of the most Aries things Darryl did – in the blink of an eye, with no hard feelings at all (except for cheerfulness).
And let’s not forget how Darryl was the only one to tame Kelly Kapoor.
Darryl is a complicated man – Source: TVgag
The Office Zodiac Signs – Taurus: Phyllis Vance
April 20 – May 20
Taurus is known to be sort of a practical craft queen, which is just what Phyllis is. She loves cooking, gardening, knitting, and gifting. Remember her last gift to Michael before he moved away to be with his fiancee? That’s right, a wool mitten.
Phyllis, who can be passive-aggressive and sassy at times, is overall a caring, reliable, and romantic character. No wonder some of the guys in the office consider her a mother figure. And she has found herself a secure, loving relationship with Bob Vance (from Vance Refrigeration, of course).
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration – Source: Tenor
If you don’t want to meet a Taurus’s dark side, just don’t cross them like what Angela did to Phyllis. You’d be surprised to find out that this Earth sign can be sarcastic and demeaning beyond your imagination. Because of this trait, people even blog about how Phyllis is the worst character in The Office.
Phyllis being a savage – Source Reddit
The Office Zodiac Signs – Gemini: Kelly Kapoor
May 21 – June 20
Ah, the sassiest character in the show. Kelly has to be a Gemini out of The Office zodiac signs, for she is the most talkative and social one. Kelly is considered by many a basic b*tch since she spends an awful amount of her time keeping up with showbiz gossips. Yet, she is one of the most fun characters in the office, well, frankly, because she is a drama queen.
Kelly’s new year resolution – Source: Mahila
Nonetheless, Kelly is affectionate and easy-going, just like any other Gemini. Though she was really pissed that Jim and Dwight had forgotten to throw a birthday party for her, Kelly was totally content with the make-up present they came up with – an hour of napping during working hours.
The Office Zodiac Signs – Cancer: Stanley Hudson
June 21 – July 22
Stanley’s biggest dream, as you can remember, is to live alone in a decommissioned lighthouse, with a button on the top floor that will launch the lighthouse into space, getting him away from everyone else. The preference is particularly true for Cancers, who like to keep their personal lives to themselves. Much like the crab, this zodiac sign wants to protect itself with a hard shell and not get involved with mundane office drama.
Stanley’s dream – Source: Reddit
As a Cancer, Stanley cares about his family, especially his daughter Cynthia. He will lash out at anyone who dares to get close to her. Ryan has experienced this firsthand, and as we can all remember, it wasn’t a pleasant trip.
Stanley Yells at Ryan – The Office US
The Office Zodiac Signs – Leo: Andy Bernard
July 23 – August 22
Posh and grandiosity, the 2 things this office zodiac sign lives by. Andy is filled with energy and loves to be the center of attention. Did you know he was in an Acapella band at Cornell? Seriously, have you heard?
Andy went to Cornell – Source: Screenrant
That is not to say Andy isn’t talented. In fact, his farewell song in the last season was indeed a heartfelt performance. He could have said a typical goodbye just like anyone else would do, but as he was a performer, “perform he shall”. Leos love exclusivity and over-the-top things.
Speaking of over-the-top, do you remember Andy’s ideas for his wedding with Angela? Grandiose and pompous, I’d say. Nonetheless, Leos like Andy sure are confident and know what they deserve, so you go slay, queen!
The Office Zodiac Signs – Virgo: Angela Martin
August 23 – September 22
Are you a reserved, analytical animal lover? That’s Angela for you, a precise embodiment of a Virgo. Don’t be discouraged by Angela’s tendency to be a hypocrite. Remember, it’s a sitcom, and it’s supposed to be funny. But other than that, Angela is a perfectly practical, organized, and loving woman who deserves her Dwight.
Angela being an extreme cat person – Source: Pinterest
Virgos are known to be perfectionists, which is not hard to notice after countless office parties Angela has thrown for others. She puts her best effort into everything she does, especially her relationship with her true love – Dwight. Oh, she has had her ups and downs but still managed to get back up with the help of Oscar, and she was more than grateful for it.
Libra: Jim Halpert
September 23 – October 22
Ah yes, the guy we all love, easily one of the most likable characters on the show. Libra is the most laid-back zodiac sign and known for its effortless charm and can get along with just about everyone they meet. Remember when Jim signs Meredith’s cast? And have you ever seen Jim being on bad terms with anyone else? Well, sure, he nearly got his ass kicked by Roy after stealing his fiancee, but they made up in the end, didn’t they?
Jim is one of the most romantic guys in the show, heck, in real life as well. He’s willing to throw away everything just to be with Pam, the love of his life. And we can’t talk enough about all the gestures Jim pulled off for her as well, from the teapot at the Christmas party to the house he bought for her. Everything Jim does is just cute and romantic. How can we not love him?
Jim looking cute as heck – Source: Meme-Creator
Oh, and we can’t forget about his frenemy relationship with Dwight, who was pranked by Jim nearly daily. As hard-headed and short-tempered as Dwight can be, they got along just like 2 best friends, who got each other’s back in the worst times. This Libra of The Office really showed his tender and loving nature.
Jim consoling Dwight – Source: Screen Rant
Scorpio: Dwight Schrute
October 23 – November 21
Passionate, brave, and loyal, the 3 words perfectly describe Dwight, just as well as Scorpios. Dwight might be hard-headed and coldly practical on the outside, but he’s just as lovable as Jim deep down. As an Assistant TO THE Regional Manager, Dwight has proven himself to be as helpful as can be to Michael, sometimes as his only consolation.
Dwight’s business card – Source: Etsy
Sagittarius: Michael Scott
November 22 – December 21
Michael Scott – the king of jokes. Of all The Office zodiac signs, Michael has to be a Sag, for he is unfiltered, energetic, and will take any chance to make a joke, whether appropriate or not. But despite his crude jokes, his employees still seem to love him anyway and were sad to see him leave. And, predictable enough, Michael considered Dunder Mifflin to be his home and was heartbroken to go away. But all is well, because he was after his true love, Holly.
Michael heartbroken to go – Source: Twitter
As a Sagittarius, Michael was not great at relationships, the commitment part, I mean. Despite being ridiculous at times, Michael somehow found himself surrounded by beautiful women, who he all left for some dumb reasons. After all that, he never seemed to give up and kept heading into relationships recklessly until he found Holly.
Michael keeps getting into relationships recklessly – Source: Reddit
Capricorn: Oscar Martinez
December 22 – January 19
Which zodiac sign can fit Oscar better than Capricorn? Responsible, disciplined, excellent manners – what else can you expect from a Cap? Oscar is brilliant but patiently puts up with dumb shenanigans other office workers put him up to. How else can he tolerate countless Kevin things?
Oscar putting up with Kevin – Source: Reddit
That said, this Office zodiac sign is known for its sarcasm and sassiness, and who can demonstrate this better than Oscar? We all know Oscar is the smartest guy in the office, and he is surrounded by nutjobs like Michael, Kevin, and Ryan. Despite all that, Oscar still seems to enjoy his work, just like any typical ambitious, workaholic Capricorn.
Aquarius: Ryan Howard
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius people are notoriously original and teeming with new ideas. And we should give Ryan this title, for despite the awkward moments he’s had, he is indeed someone who can bring something new to the table. Ryan is also a typical millennial full of ambitions (albeit unrooted) and always looks for new opportunities career-wise. He became the youngest VP of Dunder Mifflin, thanks to his outstanding pitch of bringing the company online. And he also came up with his own business idea – WUPHF. For now, let’s just ignore the fact that both attempts failed.
Ryan with his new business idea, wuphf.com – Source: Reddit
Ryan can be selfish sometimes, especially in his relationship with Kelly, and might have trouble expressing his feelings. But fear not, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a good heart as an Aquarius. Much as some might think he’s ridiculous, he has proven to be somewhat loyal to Michael, ditching his job at the bowling alley to join him in starting the new paper company.
Aquarius and Gemini are genuinely compatible, and maybe that’s why Ryan and Kelly have stuck together for so long and eventually run away together.
Pisces: Pam Beesly
February 19 – March 20
And finally, our beloved receptionist/saleswoman/artist. Pam is a natural artist, just the way a Pisces would be.
Pam’s finished mural – Source: Dunderpedia
This zodiac sign in the office is like a social glue bonding everyone, for they have a high emotional capacity and, thus, increased emotional intelligence. What’s more, Pam’s gift also enabled her to deal with Michael on countless occasions whenever he acted like a child. Pisces and Libra are a perfect match, though it did take a few seasons for her to notice Jim’s feelings and went for him – the one she deserved.
Jim and Pam finally kissed – Source: Reddit
And so we’ve covered all 12 zodiac signs in The Office. Yes, we’ve left out a handful of characters as we cannot pinpoint which sign they are. For example, Creed and Meredith’s personalities are just beyond human comprehension, so it’s natural we can’t categorize them without psychologists’ help.
But all in all, we hope you’ve had fun reading this piece. Do you think you and your character are a good match? Let us know in the comments!
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